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We hereby apologize for the inappropriate language used for the previous post, and we are greatly regretful that our post and actions has probably affected our trustworthiness in a negative way. However, please rest assured that the following posts will be just as interesting and as formal as what a dying man will probably shout. Thank you.
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I’m sorry, even though the title says that this is supposed to be a continuation of the self introductory post that we left hanging here, but we just had something much more important to announce.
Our affliated Russian Electronics Company, Zvgfhovfuv, has came up with what the media has toted as “the world’s most revolutionary refrigerator”. It is a normal looking refrigerator on the outside, but, once you open the door, it is a whole new world. What you would notice, at 1st sight, is the lack of a storage compartment for meat and fish. Yes, thats right, they had came up with the world’s first vegetarian refrigerator! It has not been released yet, but pre-orders has started, at a deposit of only $327,473, just nice if you had just won the group 1 prize money for TOTO on the 2nd of July 09.
And yes, we are also letting you guess the origin of the company’s name too! Prizes include a very cute Dust Bunny!
You are reading an blog post by me, Pnyivapur, who used to be a reporter for The Bangladesh Times, but left his job to concentrate on keeping this blog going until Calvin Che is out of coma. Due to some important updates, this self introduction will have to be continued at a later date.
This is now the 2nd day that Calvin Che has been in coma, and things are not looking better. He has began to foam at his mouth. Confused doctors speculate that Che has contracted rabies from an unknown stray dog near Punggol Beach.
As there are still no conclusive suggestions from the readers on what the messages meant, initial investigations has revealed that the messages meant nothing, and Che was probably just trying to see how good his blood was for writing on the window. There are also speculations that Che was just imitating the numerous mystery movies he had watched.
Investigations into his belongings has revealed several websites he had past created, which are avaliable here.
The team has also decided to reward visitors and readers to this blog to guess how Pnyivapur’s name came about. There will be 10 winners. Prizes include a flying moth-ball. If the winner is female, there will be a bonus prize of an exclusive date* with Pnyivapur. This blog post will allow comments to be posted on this post exclusively for the contest. To post a comment on this post, you can either click on the blog title, or on the “comments” link somewhere on this post.
*Subject to terms and conditions.
**Terms and Conditions: Winner must be pretty, sexy, and is named “Jacelynn Low”.
This is the next update on the tragic fate of this blog’s blogger blog’s owner blog’s blogger, Calvin Che. After a grueling operation over the whole night, the doctors has stabilized Che’s condition, but he is still in a coma. However, from a new equipment, called the BrainWaves-O-Matic, we are able to know what he is thinking of. And what we had since so far analyzed from his brainwaves, is basically two things; that he loved his baobei boo boo laopo a lot, and that he wants this blog, to keep going. And so, from a unanimous vote from the team of one person, me, I have appointed myself to keep this blog going. I am Pnyivapur, a Bangladesh national, and I hope to have a wonderful and enjoyable time with you (the readers). On a side note, the three messages that was written in blood yesterday on Calvin Che’s windows still remained a mystery.
With the demise of Michael Jackson, the legendary pop legend, the author of this blog’s author blog, Calvin Che, has suffered a heart attack, probably through the misuse of the drug, Panadol, and just before his collapse, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself, and wrote some words on his windows with his own blood, while muttering “I want to die with Michael Jordan!”. According to investigations, Che, an avid NBA fan, had apparently misread the news, thinking that Michael Jordan, the NBA star, has passed away. The photos on the previous post was actually put up by CID officers, to seek any persons that would understand what Che meant in those messages. The photos had been edited to not look so gruesome by our Photoshop professionals, most of which graduated from secondary schools, and spent their secondary school years photoshopping pictures of themselves to remove pimples. For those who has any clues on what those images could probably mean, please contact us at 98765432. Attached is one of the original photos for more information.
Calvin Che is now receiving emergency medical treatment, with continuous doses of Panadol to ease his pain. He is now still in a coma.
- Pnyivapur, Reporter for The Bangladesh Times
